Patrick Moffitt

Name: Patrick Moffitt
Ranking: 1.00
Position (front or back): Unknown
Favorite shot: N.K.O.T.B. shuffle

Description:
Self Sponsored. After entering the league without a sponsor, this newcomer can hopefully prove he has what it takes to enter the fray. Untested and green, but has an unknown factor which could catch the opposition off guard. Time will tell.

Bryan Guerrera

Name: Bryan Guerrera
Ranking: 1.18
Position (front or back): Unknown
Favorite shot: “’Sup ?”

Description:
Self Sponsored. Foosball newcomer. In a statement to press regarding the tournament, “Who needs a sponsor anyway?” Known for his mild mannered temper and calm appearance, he may end up releasing all energy like a focused beam ready to disintegrate all those that oppose him. That, or his mild manner will stay mild on the field of battle. Only the results of the matches will provide the truth.

Tharlie “Thuck” Richardson

Name: Tharlie “Thuck” Richardson
Ranking: 1.25
Position (front or back): Unknown
Favorite shot: “The Latter Day Saint Crush”

Description:
Sponsored by the Mormon Church… coming out of retirement… Northwest U.S. Foos Runner-Up 1999… married with a kid and two wives, err, ah, married with two kids and a wife. And no Mr. Richardson, there isn’t a Fantasy Foos League.

Doug “Release the Quacken” Quackenbush

Name: Doug “Release the Quacken” Quackenbush
Ranking: 1.37
Position (front or back): Unknown
Favorite shot: “6 minutes Doug E. fresh you’re on…”

Description:
Sponsored by AARP… 1954 Seattle Times FoosBaller of the Year… Known for extremely loud volume talking which was the cause of his overturned loss at the 1961 Wyoming Foos Cup. Over the years his likeness to Alejandro Finisterre has become more and more pronounced. This has caused many to propose the question, Is Alejandro really no longer with us?

Ryan “Fruit” Medley

Name: Ryan “Fruit” Medley
Ranking: 1.56
Position (front or back): Unknown
Favorite shot: “Spinnerooney”

Description:
Sponsored by Dole. After years of military study in Spec Op tactics in the art of Foosball, a military experiment gone awry caused all former knowledge to be lost. The military disavowing any knowledge of these tests and a quick discharge commencing immediately after, he has come back into the fray to prove his worth fighting to the top ranks of foosdom in hopes to one day find those who brought on his memory loss.

Stephen H. Leeeeewiiiisss

Name: Stephen H. Leeeeewiiiisss
Ranking: 1.68
Position (front or back): Unknown
Favorite shot:’Modified Overlord”

Description:
New to the Foos Circuit, Stephen is the tallest member of the traveling band “Sha’Mon and You Know It !”… Lewis will be feared for sure for his intense demeanor is quite scary for those who do not know of his “overlordly” powers. Rumor has it that when Lewis is smiling, he is actually putting a curse on you.

Martha Sailors

Name: Martha Sailors
Ranking: 2.25
Position (front or back): Back
Favorite shot: “Sailin’… takes me away…”

Description:
Reigning North Carolina Foos Queen, Marta has taken a little break from Foos. Nonetheless, Saylors can still create problems for any opponent. A recent diet and consultation with Gold’s Gym has resulted in new, lean mean fighting machine; Marta is primed for a good run in this tourney.

George “Georgeezee” Owens

Name: George “Georgeezee” Owens
Ranking: 2.75
Position (front or back): Front
Favorite shot: the “Gowens”

Description:
The 2-time Burbank Airport Security Holding Cell Foos Champ, George is not new to the Foos Nation. A veteran of many years, Owens is best known for his banks from the 5-man. He is a little hesitant about playing goalie, but we’re sure he can handle the job. What’s that in your bag sir ?

Rick “Mini-Cobra” Gusa

Name: Rick “Mini-Cobra” Gusa
Ranking: 2.81
Position (front or back): Front
Favorite shot: “The Sleeping Bag”

Description:
Sponsored by Coleman. Stand-up Comedian Guest appearance for the 2000-2004 Foos All American Games Exhibition matches. After leaving the comedian circuit he entered studies under the tutelage of his Sensei at the local Foos-Dojo for many years before emerging onto the scene to a warm reception by fans for 06’. Those who have faced him have fallen asleep to his devastatingly slow attack which has earned it the term “The Sleeping Bag” along with a healthy endorsement check by Coleman.

James “The Impala” Cabrera

Name: James “The Impala” Cabrera
Ranking: 3.06
Position (front or back): Back
Favorite shot: “Laser in a bottle”

Description:
Sponsored by Corner Cottage (AKA Beans & Rice, AKA BNR, AKA Beans and Riggs.). Recent winner of the North LA Valley Foos Championships (received a nice shiny Chevy Impala as a prize.) Also known as “Big Game James”, Cabrera has moved up the ranks since his start here @ BVG.

Conan “The Destroyer” Chamberlain

Name: Conan “The Destroyer” Chamberlain
Ranking: 3.31
Position (front or back): Both
Favorite shot: “The Conniggity”

Description:
Sponsored by the American Lumberjack Association (ALA). Known for his devastating quick serve-attack and consistent “kick it out” Defense, he is a solid addition to a strong offensive player. Also known to hide a carne asada burrito or two in his beard.

OZ

Name: OZ
Ranking: 3.37
Position (front or back): Back
Favorite shot: “It’s gonna get through” Attack

Description:
Sponsored by NAMBLA. Oz is known for a brutal volley of the same attack. This consistent tactic helped bring him to a 3rd place finish in the 2001 Wisconsin Foos-travaganza. His “elbow thrust” style is described in many circles as akin to “throwing a small child down a dry slip n’ slide”.

Gerald “Sensei” Wada

Name: Gerald “Sensei” Wada
Ranking: 4.00
Position (front or back): Both
Favorite shot: King Cobra

Description:
Sponsored by Camel Lights, G is the master of the “quick strike Cobra”. He is also known to kick a couple fans when he loses, so you know he is quite competitive. Gerald enjoys Bible verses, ponies, and crocheting in his spare time.

Luigi “Are you Kiddin’ me?!” Pardo

Name: Luigi “Are you Kiddin’ me?!” Pardo
Ranking: 4.06
Position (front or back): Back
Favorite shot: “Blinder Bank”

Description:
Sponsored by Cialis… dropped by previous sponsor Viagra for “poor performance”… multiple award winner on the Italian Foos Circuit… known for his “Bruce Lee-like” sfx when playing…(we better be nice, he’s our boss).

Joe “Sneaky Sneakerton” Perry

Name: Joe “Sneaky Sneakerton” Perry
Ranking: 4.37
Position (front or back): Both
Favorite shot: LazerBall

Description:
Ex-guitar player from Aerosmith, Joe is a talented young lady, err man. He enjoys crashing Subaru WRXs in his sparetime. Sponsored by The South Gate Foundation for Foos Enjoyment, Joe is a valued asset to any team. But he is only here on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. He must be practicing on his days off.

Angelo “Let’s Race” Federizo

Name: Angelo “Let’s Race” Federizo
Ranking: 4.5
Position (front or back): Both
Favorite shot: Best Move

Description:
Sponsored by “Wes’sider Riders”…5-time Filipino-American Foos Champion… enjoys cars, music and golf… gets most of his exercise looking for his wayward golfball. Enjoys Liquid Hot Magma and desert racing.

Richard “Tippy Tap” Hager

Name: Richard “Tippy Tap” Hager
Ranking: 4.62
Position (front or back): Both
Favorite shot:”The Laz-Or”

Description:
One of the top Foosers, Richard is the Grand Champion of Foos Fest 2004 Seattle. Multi-talented, Hager is a veteran with equal skills for the front and back. You know he is really into the match when he starts playing/twisting his funky fresh goatee… we say you put some rubber bands on it like Capt. Lou Albano.

Jason “Butter” Furler

Name: Jason “Butter” Furler
Ranking: 4.87
Position (front or back): Both
Favorite shot: “The Classic”

Description:
Sponsored by Land O’ Lakes. Grand Wizard of Foos 2000-2005, this 5 time MVP is at the top his game. Mr. Furler has devastating moves that cannot be stopped. Some believe he was “Jesse” from the tv show FAME, but he denies it. AKA “Butt0r”, this foos-god is the most wanted player in the draft.